Ready to make your water bottle the main character? Our Sassy Quotes water bottles are all about bold lines, funny one-liners and a vibe that says you’ve got things to do and attitudes to maintain. Perfect for school corridors, the gym, lectures or just lounging with mates, these bottles bring personality to every sip.
Made from lightweight aluminium with a sleek finish, each 500ml bottle is insulated to keep drinks cold for up to 12 hours and hot for up to 6. That means iced drinks stay chilly on long days out and your warm brew won’t go lukewarm mid-commute. It’s the sort of reliability you actually notice when you need it.
Choose from three on-trend colours — blue, pink or white — so you can match your bottle to your bag, your OOTD or your mood. The prints are designed to hold up to everyday life: tossed in backpacks, propped on desks, and captioned in selfies. These are Sassy Quotes bottles with personality, not just another boring accessory.
We know you care about where your stuff comes from and what it does to the planet, so we plant a tree for every order. That little eco win makes sipping a bit more satisfying — guilt-free hydration is a vibe. Plus, we offer free worldwide shipping (minimum spend applies), because everyone deserves a shot of sass no matter where they are.
These bottles are easy to use — wide mouths for ice and smoothies, twist-off lids for spill-free carrying, and a tough aluminium shell that keeps up with busy lives. If you love stickers, custom patches or matching cases, they make an awesome base to personalise and flex your style.
Whether you’re after a cheeky quote to make classmates laugh or a motivational line to push through revision, the Sassy Quotes water bottles are made to reflect who you are. They’re practical, photogenic and unapologetically fun — just like you.
Still undecided? Think of it as a small upgrade that shows off your personality while keeping drinks exactly how you want them. Grab one for yourself, for a friend, or as the perfect low-effort gift. We’ve kept things simple, reliable and tuned to the kind of humour that lands in captions and group chats.
Love the look? Shop the collection and add a bit of sass to daily life — plus get that tree planted and your shipping sorted when you meet the minimum spend. Hydration never looked this good.
Love a cheeky slogan? Sassy Quotes Merch is made for bold vibes — plus we back it up: free worldwide shipping, free gifts with qualifying orders, and we plant a tree for every order. Everything is hand-printed to order in the UK, and shoppers rate us excellent on Trustpilot. Friendly, fast, and made with care — shop with confidence and a bit of sass.
