Need a water bottle that actually matches your vibe? Our Funny Quotes water bottles are made from lightweight aluminium and come in blue, pink or white so you can pick the look that suits you — whether you’re into pastel aesthetics, bold colour pops or classic white. At 500ml they’re the perfect mid-size: big enough to keep you hydrated through a gym session or a lecture, small enough to slip into your backpack or bike cage.
These insulated bottles keep drinks cold for up to 12 hours and hot for up to 6, which means iced tea stays properly chilled and your morning brew won’t go lukewarm halfway through the day. The double-wall design locks temperature in, and the slim shape fits most cupholders. They’re ideal for school, uni, commuting, festivals or just flexing a funny line while you sip.
Each bottle features a cheeky, mood-boosting quote printed with high-quality ink so it doesn’t fade after a few uses. If you love a bit of sarcasm or a tiny motivational nudge, the sayings do the talking so you don’t have to. These Funny Quotes bottles are crafted for people who like their accessories to have personality — practical, durable and with a sense of humour.
We care about the planet as much as we care about style. For every order, we plant a tree — a simple way to give back and help make the world a bit greener. Plus, we offer free worldwide shipping (minimum spend applies), so whether you’re ordering from down the road or across the globe, getting your hands on a bottle is easy and low-hassle.
Thinking about everyday use: the aluminium build makes the bottle light but sturdy, and the insulation means you won’t be dealing with condensation on warm days. At 500ml it’s a great size for staying hydrated without lugging around something oversized. Choose blue, pink or white to match your bag, your room, or your mood. It’s a small thing that makes outings, workouts and study sessions feel a little more fun.
Whether you’re buying one for yourself or as a cheeky gift for a friend, Funny Quotes water bottles are a neat, eco-conscious pick that keeps drinks at the right temp and gives your day a laugh. Order one, plant a tree, and enjoy a reliable bottle with personality — perfect for the 13–25 crowd who want practical gear with a bit of attitude.
Love a good one-liner? Funny Quotes Merch is all about bold, silly lines that get a reaction — perfect for people who like to laugh loud and stand out. Each piece is hand-printed to order in the UK, so every order feels personal and a little bit special.
We offer free worldwide shipping, free gifts with qualifying orders, and we plant a tree for every order — so you can laugh guilt-free. Rated excellent on Trustpilot, we’re a friendly, reliable crew you can trust.
