If you love a bit of wit on your sleeve — or rather, on your chest — our Funny Quotes kids hoodie line is made for that cheeky, everyday vibe. These are white or grey hoodies with the design printed on the front, cut to be unisex and easy to wear from school runs to weekend chill. Sizes run from 7-8 years through to 13-14 years, so whether you’re shopping for a tween or a younger teen there’s a snug fit waiting. The prints are bold but clean, so the message pops without being over the top.
Each Funny Quotes kids sweaters style has been picked for maximum personality and minimum fuss. We keep the palettes simple — that white or grey base helps the print stand out, and it pairs with anything in a wardrobe. The text and graphics are designed to read well at a glance, which means great photos for socials and zero drama when it comes to school dress codes. They’re soft enough for all-day wear but durable enough to handle playground mayhem and the inevitable wash cycle.
The unisex cut means these hoodies suit all body shapes, and the sizing 7-8 to 13-14 years covers growing kids so you don’t have to guess. Parents rave about the fit and teens love the comfort — styles that work for both lads and lasses. If you’re searching for a boys Funny Quotes hoodie that isn’t fussy or a reliable layer for everyday life, these are built to last. They’re easy to style with trainers, denim or joggers, and simple to care for: machine wash cold and line dry for best results.
There’s also plenty here for those looking for a girls Funny Quotes hoodie — the unisex design keeps things modern and gender-neutral, while the cheeky captions add personality. They make ace gifts for birthdays, team treats or just-because surprises. Sustainability matters to us too: we plant a tree for every order, and we offer free worldwide shipping (minimum spend applies), so you can feel good about the purchase and the planet without any extra hassle.
Think of these hoodies as the perfect mix of humour, comfort and responsible shopping. They’re ideal for 13–25-year-olds who want to wear their mood on their chest, but they work brilliantly for younger teens as well. Whether it’s a casual layer for school, an alert-for-laughs top for a night out with mates, or a thoughtful gift, our Funny Quotes kids hoodie range keeps things simple, smart and a little bit sassy — classic shades, front-printed designs, and sizes from 7-8 to 13-14 years. Pop one in your basket and help us plant a tree while you’re at it.
Love a good one-liner? Funny Quotes Merch is all about bold, silly lines that get a reaction — perfect for people who like to laugh loud and stand out. Each piece is hand-printed to order in the UK, so every order feels personal and a little bit special.
We offer free worldwide shipping, free gifts with qualifying orders, and we plant a tree for every order — so you can laugh guilt-free. Rated excellent on Trustpilot, we’re a friendly, reliable crew you can trust.