You're Not Even Worth The Calories I Burn Talking To You - VD T-Shirt

Ever had one of those days where you just can't with people? Channel your inner sassy vampire with our epic "You're Not Even Worth The Calories I Burn Talking To You" Vampire Diaries T-Shirt! If you're obsessed with Mystic Falls, the Salvatore brothers, and iconic TVD quotes, then this tee is about to become your new favourite thing. It's the perfect way to show off your fandom and your brilliantly sarcastic sense of humour without even having to open your mouth.

This super comfy t-shirt is made from 100% polyester, making it soft enough for a Vampire Diaries binge-watching session or a day out with your mates. Choose between crisp white or cool grey, both featuring a vibrant, eye-catching print of that unforgettable quote on the front. We've got all our fellow TVD fans covered with unisex sizes ranging from extra small right up to triple extra large, so everyone can rock this legendary look.

At Fun Cases, we're all about creating awesome themed merchandise that makes you smile. Every single t-shirt is designed and hand-printed with love right here in the UK. Plus, we're doing our bit for the planet: for every order you place with us, we plant a tree! And because we want everyone to enjoy our cool stuff, we offer totally free worldwide shipping. Get ready to upgrade your wardrobe with some seriously cool TVD merch that’s kind to the environment too.

Grab your "Calories I Burn" Vampire Diaries t-shirt today and let the world know exactly how you feel. It's the ultimate funny t-shirt for any teen fashionista or dedicated fan looking for unique fan apparel. Join the Fun Cases family and wear your TVD pride!

• Made from 100% ultra soft polyester
• Unisex regular fit
• Crew neck with short sleeves
• Machine washable at 40
• Do not tumble dry

Size	Shoulder	Chest	Length
XS	40cm	90cm	64cm
S	42cm	94cm	66cm
M	44cm	98cm	68cm
L	46cm	102cm	71cm
XL	48cm	106cm	73cm
XXL	50cm	114cm	75cm
XXXL	52cm	118cm	77cm

Country	Service	Delivery Guide	Cost
United Kingdom	Standard	5-7 Working Days	Free over £20, £0.99 otherwise
	Express	3-5 Working Days	£1.99
	Next Working Day	Order before 2pm	£4.99
United States	Standard	7-10 Working Days	Free over $30, $4.99 otherwise
	Express	5-7 Working Days	$8.99
Australia	Standard	7-10 Working Days	Free over $50AUD, $5.99AUD otherwise
	Express	5-7 Working Days	$8.99AUD
Europe	Standard	7-10 Working Days	Free over €40, €3.99 otherwise
	Express	5-7 Working Days	€7.99
Canada	Standard	7-10 Working Days	Free over $40CAD, $3.99CAD otherwise
	Express	5-7 Working Days	$7.99CAD
Rest of World	Standard	7-10 Working Days	Free over £40, £4.99 otherwise
	Express	5-7 Working Days	£9.99

*Next Day Delivery - Order before 2pm, Monday to Friday, and get your goodies the Next Working Day! Our trusty Royal Mail 24 service boasts a whopping 98% delivery rate within 24 hours, every single day of the week. Missed the 2pm cutoff? No worries! Your parcel will zoom out the door the next working day, landing on your doorstep the day after. Picture this: You order at 4pm on a Friday, and your package sets sail on Monday, arriving Tuesday. But hey, if you're an early bird and order at 1pm on a Friday, you'll be unwrapping your treats on Saturday! 🎉

The environment is very important to us as Fun cases, so here are just a few of the things we're doing to help out our old friend, planet earth.

• We plant a tree for every order
• We carbon offset all of our production and deliveries
• We only use green power in our office and workshop
• All of our packaging is fully recyclable

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