You're Not Even Worth The Calories I Burn Talking To You - VD Tote Bag

You're Not Even Worth The Calories I Burn Talking To You - VD Tote Bag

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Designed and hand-printed in the UK

Looking for a cute new tote? Well we've got something that's tote-ally amazing!

Each reusable Soft Canvas Tote Bag is approx 41cm x 37cm, with long handles; Perfect for any item.

  • Designed and printed in the UK
  • Material: Canvas
  • Size: 41cm x 37cm
  • Production method: Printed

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    United Kingdom

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    3-5 Working Days

    Free over £10, otherwise £0.99

    Express

    2-3 Working Days

    £1.99

    Next Working Day*

    £5.99

    United States

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    7-10 Working Days

    Free over $20, otherwise $3.99

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    5-7 Working Days

    $6.99

    Australia

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    Free over $30AUD otherwise $3.99AUD

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    5-7 Working Days

    $6.99AUD

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    Free over €20 otherwise €2.99

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    5-7 Working Days

    €5.99

    Canada

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    7-10 Working Days

    Free over $25CAD otherwise $2.99CAD

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    5-7 Working Days

    $5.99CAD

    Rest of World

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    7-10 Working Days

    Free over £20, otherwise £2.99

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    5-7 Working Days

    £5.99

     

    *Next Day Delivery - Order before 2pm, Monday to Friday, and get your goodies the Next Working Day! Our trusty Royal Mail 24 service boasts a whopping 98% delivery rate within 24 hours, every single day of the week. Missed the 2pm cutoff? No worries! Your parcel will zoom out the door the next working day, landing on your doorstep the day after. Picture this: You order at 4pm on a Friday, and your package sets sail on Monday, arriving Tuesday. But hey, if you're an early bird and order at 1pm on a Friday, you'll be unwrapping your treats on Saturday! 🎉

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