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You're Not Even Worth The Calories I Burn Talking To You - VD Phone Case
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Description▾
Vampire Diaries fans with zero patience for nonsense will want this one. "You're not even worth the calories I burn talking to you" gets the last word on a phone case built to fit a range of iPhone, Samsung Galaxy and Google Pixel models.
What you get with Standard
Slim everyday caseSides in black, clear or whitePersonalise it for freeLight and pocket-friendlyRaised shock-absorbing edgesExtra drop protectionBold print, black sidesPersonalise it for freeBuilt-in MagSafe magnetsWireless charging + NFC readySlim with black sidesPersonalise it for freeMax drop protectionFull-wrap edge-to-edge printGrippy, rugged buildNFC compatibleMax drop protectionBuilt-in MagSafe magnetsFull-wrap printWireless charging + NFC ready
Vampire Diaries fans with zero patience for nonsense will want this one. "You're not even worth the calories I burn talking to you" gets the last word on a phone case built to fit a range of iPhone, Samsung Galaxy and Google Pixel models.
What you get with Standard
Pick Standard for a slim fit with flexible sides, in a choice of black, white or clear. Standard MagSafe adds built-in magnets for wireless charging and MagSafe accessories. Bumper gives you reinforced corners for extra protection. Tough is dual-layer, a hard shell over a shock-absorbing lining, for heavy-duty drop protection. MagSafe Tough is that same heavy-duty build with the magnets built in.
Every order plants a tree. Free worldwide shipping, no fuss.
Delivery & returns▾
10-14 working days$5.99free over $50 AUD
7-10 working days$8.99 AUD
Sustainability▾
Every Fun Cases order plants a tree through our reforestation partners — over 280,000 planted since 2019. Our cases are printed to order in the UK to cut waste, and we're always working to make our packaging kinder to the planet.
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