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🌳 1 order = 1 treeNot Today, Satan. Not Today - Drag Queen's Drag Race Kids Hoodie

Not Today, Satan. Not Today - Drag Queen's Drag Race Kids Hoodie

€35,95
Size: XS (3-4) Unisex fit
Colour: White
Print Position: Front
Product: Kids Hoodie
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Description▾

That killer stare and the sass-drenched "Not Today, Satan".

Made for ages 7 to 14Cosy hood with drawstringsBuilt for playground dutyWhite or grey, smooth polyester

Printed on a soft, cotton-rich kids hoodie in white, grey or blue, with a lined hood and a front pouch pocket. The design goes on the front or the back, whichever you prefer, and sizing runs from XS (3-4) up to XL (12-13).

Every order plants a tree. Delivered across the UK and Europe.

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7-10 working days€12.99
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Every Fun Cases order plants a tree through our reforestation partners — over 280,000 planted since 2019. Our cases are printed to order in the UK to cut waste, and we're always working to make our packaging kinder to the planet.

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